By signing below, I hereby indemnify, and hold harmless, STRATH, his music, and this upcoming experience. I acknowledge that this ride is neither safety-tested, nor safe. 

I have carefully read the foregoing potential risks of participating in this adventure. 

• Unexpected reconciliation with your past

• Altitude sickness

• Extreme paramnesia

• Physical internal bleeding

• Emotional internal bleeding

• Philosophical whiplash

• A risk so dangerous we dare not even mention

• Ever feeling the same again

By agreeing to ride, I also agree to a lot of other vague stuff, not outlined here or anywhere.

I acknowledge I’m able. I’m willing. I’m ready to ride.